(Ke) No. DWTS.
(Kr) Guess you're better than me. Except for all the ways I'm better than you.
(Ke) Do you think it could possibly make me like The Situation? I need him to stay around a while. He's just on the cusp of me not hating him.
(Kr) You need help. Real help.
(Ke) And some fake help.
(Kr) What's making you like him? Do his abs do charity work?
(Ke) For one, he's not surrounded by the cast of Jersey Shore. That's appealing.
(Kr) I'll punch a Snookie.
(Ke) She's punchable. He's almost adorable. I did not see that coming.
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