(Ke) What doing?
(Kr) Oh, just feeling like a car hit me.
(Ke) Why?
(Kr) 'Cause a car hit me.
(Ke) When you got rear ended?
(Kr) Yep. Sore. Should have skipped work yesterday. But you know me and my work ethic. I just can't stop working. Except when I'm napping. Which I also can't stop doing.
(Ke) Your commitment to resting is unparalleled.
(Kr) You've met Marc, right? He's set records in relaxation. I sometimes have to put a mirror under his nose. Mostly just to look at his nose hairs but seeing he's still alive is a bonus.
(Ke) Just make sure there's no coke on it.
(Kr) Diet Coke.
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