Yummy, Yummy, Yummy I've Got My Love In My Tummy

(Kr)  There's a show on some channel we don't get called Living With A Sexy Ghost.  And there's a My Strange Addiction on next about a woman who carries around her dead husband's ashes.  Oh, and she eats them.  She's eating her dead husband's ashes, in case you missed that.

(Ke)  Are there any other kind of ghosts?

(Kr)  That's a great point.

(Ke)  Those two shows seems oddly related.

(Kr)  Another good point.  An ad for Hillybilly Handfishin' just to complete the night.  Boy, tv, you sure got weird.  I want to see sexy ghosts. Why don't I have that channel?!?!

(Ke)  What channel?

(Kr)  Mnet.  It's a music television station in South Korea.

(Ke)  That makes total sense.

(Kr)  Statistically, most sexy ghosts do reside in South Korea.  Everyone knows that.  It's just that music part that's a mystery.

(Ke)  That mystery is why you don't have it.  Sounds like a phone call to your cable provider is in order.

(Kr)  I would but I'm too busy barfing after watching this woman lick her husband's ashes off her sausage fingers.

(Ke)  Morbid Lick 'Em Aide.

(Kr)  You won't find that at the five 'n dime.


(Ke)  It's more of a special order treat.

Shhhhhhhhhheesh

(Ke)

Icon?

(Kr)  I guess that's the secret.

(Ke)  I would trust whoever kept it with my life.  They are clearly very trustworthy.

Appetite Destruction

(Kr)

In the Ross dressing room.  How's that ice cream sound now.

(Ke)  I just ordered french fries, you bitch!

(Kr)  This is my new diet picture.  I predict a hefty weight loss.

(Ke)  I already threw up in preparation for my fries.

(Kr)  I broke a sweat just looking at it.

(Ke)  I'm going to pretend it fell off someone who just simply cut themselves shaving.  No puss involved.  That helps.

(Kr)  That's now how you spell pus.  So, that sentence is totally different than you intended.

(Ke)  No, that's what I meant.

(Kr)  There are some teenagers in Pink Berry faking British accents.  It irritates me almost as much as getting Pink Berry instead of ice cream.

(Ke)  You should ask them what part of Britain they are from.

(Kr)  They're from Iwillpunchtheirfaceshire.  It's in the country.

(Ke)  Sounds bloody beautiful.  Now I'm thinking about that band aid.  Dammit!

Merlot Down Dirty Shame

(Ke)  I was able to change my flight for Labor Day.  I saved $18.

(Kr)  $18 each way?

(Ke)  No, total.

(Kr)  Oh, ha.  Well, that's a couple of drinks.  That's how I count money.  In glasses of wine.

(Ke)  It's one drink in Vegas.  Four bottles of wine at Trader Joe's.

(Kr)  You're quite the mathematician.  I'm impressed.  You may drink with me.

(Ke)  I'm good at two kinds of math:  blackjack and apparently figuring out how much wine $18 will give me.

(Kr)  Is there another math?