Urine For A Real Treat

(Ke)

This is who I'm sharing the waiting room with.  Lana needs to drink more water.

(Kr)  You should bring it out to the waiting room and just casually sit with it like a cup of coffee.

(Ke)  It's be more convincing, and refreshing, over ice.

(Kr)  It's bad form to drink iced pee after labor day.  Saw that on Food Network.

(Ke)  But it's hot.  I simply must cool off.

(Kr)  What you're feeling there is probably the burning heat of a yeast infection.

(Ke)  Somebody is having a boy.  I can taste it.

(Kr)  Mazel Tov, Lana!

(Ke)  I'm not sure who it is.  Don't start any rumors.