Monday, July 22, 2013

A Complex Complex

(Ke)  Bronx just walked in while I was pumping and said, "I want to put those on my 'boobles'". So I did what any amazing mother would do and milked my son. 

(Kr)  That's a story for Bronx's wedding toast if I've ever heard one. 

(Ke)  That might bring back subconscious feelings of resentment toward me. It's better that I sabotage him ever getting married. 

(Kr)  I didn't say you'd be at the wedding.

(Ke)  Oh I guess you're going to be toastmaster at my son's imaginary wedding.

(Kr)  I've been asked to not divulge any information to you concerning the event. 

(Ke)  Wow, he's better at using the phone than I thought.