Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Celebratory Shrapnel


(Kr) American Idol, cool it on the confetti budget. 

(Ke) Seems dangerous  

(Kr) I'm genuinely concerned about those people getting out alive. The paper cuts alone will leave hundreds mamed. 

(Ke) They don't. They're stuck in the American Idol world forever. 

(Kr) With Jennifer Lopez singing on a loop. I can think of no greater hell.