(Ke) A woman just turned to me in Rite Aid and said, guiltily, as she grabbed a candy bar, "I just felt like chocolate". I guess she thought I was judging her. Then she started doing calf raises in line. That's when the judging began.
(Kr) Chocolate: 9.6. Exercising in Rite Aid: .3.
(Ke) Then I saw a pack of gum for $2.79. I was horrified and my jaw literally dropped open. Then I bought it.
(Kr) You've lived in Phoenix too long. Welcome back to gum-price reality.
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