Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Fantas(y)tic Voyage Deux: The Return

(Ke)  Joe's calling into a fantasy football show on XM.  He's nervous.  It's adorable.

(Kr)  Pleeeeeeeease let me know what happens there.  Especially if he pukes on-air.

(Ke)  I will.  He should be on shortly.  I'm holding his hand.  He's burping.  A lot.

(Kr)  Anxious burps are the worst.  They smell like fear.

(Ke)  And Del Taco.

(Ke)  He's on.  Smooth delivery so far.

(Kr)  What's the question he's asking? 

(Ke)  He needs a kicker and wants to know who to drop.

(Kr)  Wow, these channels really exist.

(Ke)  The car kept slowly getting faster.

(Kr)  If it reaches 200 mph hang up the phone.

(Ke)  Well, the traffic put us back to 20 so we're good.

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