(Ke) Well, I just ate a big plate of fries so the logical next move would be to immediately go to bed. This gut isn't going to grown on its own.
(Kr) I'm downing a pizza.
(Ke) From?
(Kr) Trader Joe's. My client said your baby is going to be a metal tiger, according to Chinese New Year stuff. We are wood tigers.
(Ke) That's why we're so good at golf.
(Kr) And like sluts. I mean, a whole pizza. I have a tapeworm. And he is a drunken cheese lover with a mother of a sweet tooth.
(Ke) Sounds like someone else I know. Love you, Kreets. Night night.
(Kr) Love you. That was from the tapeworm, but, I love you, too.
(Ke) I feel like you're just phoning it in, but the tapeworm really meant it.
(Kr) We love you equally. Just as we do pizza . . . and chocolate . . . and wine.
(Ke) It's gonna take a lot of proof.
(Kr) And wontons . . . and anything else edible.
(Ke) I get where I stand.
(Kr) I'm not even sure where I stand in this whole thing. I might need an exorcism. And definitely an exercise-ism.
(Ke) Just put him in a jar and call him a pet. You can foster more, too.
(Kr) A jar takes up too much room. He can stay in my gut then I have a travel buddy.
(Ke) Good point. Now I really go night night.
(Kr) Good night. Now I really eat chocolate.
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