(Ke) I learned something very valuable about myself.
(Kr) Oh, boy. Do fill me in.
(Ke) You sound judgmental. I don't know that I should.
(Kr) I'm constantly judging. Constantly.
(Ke) I'm trying to open up and you're making it really hard.
(Kr) But I judge myself, too, so it's ok.
(Ke) Now it just seems silly.
(Kr) Are you being serious? I feel bad. I thought you were joking.
(Ke) I just realized I don't like cheddar cheese on cold sandwiches. Do you know how long it took me to admit that? It's not a joke.
(Kr) You jerk.
(Ke) Great. Now I feel bad.
(Kr) Now I hope that's all you are forced to eat for eternity.
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