Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Can I Axe You Why Your Hair Smells So Manly?

(Ke)  I'm out of shampoo so I used Joe's Axe.  That shit is not one little bit unisex.  I'm pure man from the scalp up.  My hair wants to watch sports and I think it just asked my ears out.  I guess it's into twins.

(Kr)  It's just overwhelmed by the testosterone.  Give it an hour.  If it doesn't calm down throw a drink it it's face/scalp.

(Ke)  I think I'll stick to water.  Throwing alcohol at it will create a need to wash it again, which brings me back to square one.  That's just what it wants.

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