Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Peenuptial Agreement

(Ke)  For a second I thought my water broke when I sneezed.  Joe got so excited then said, "I have to taste it to make sure".  Turns out I just peed.  A lot.

(Kr)  How'd that pee taste?  Now you're officially his woman.

(Ke)  Marriage means nothing.  It's tasting your loved one's pee that binds you.

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