Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Just Kid(nap)ping Around

(Ke)  Hey.

(Kr)  Hey back.

(Ke)  Did you know that I'm going to be the Mommy and you're going to be the Auntie?

(Kr)  Yeppers.  Well, before the kidnapping.

(Ke)  The titles will be the same, but we'll never talk to you again because, you know, you'll be rotting away in jail.

(Kr)  Not if you don't find me.

(Ke)  This will put a bit of a strain on our relationship.  You should know that straight out of the gate.

(Kr)  Don't care.  I'll have your . . . ummmm . . . my baby.

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