Tuesday, November 16, 2010

CSI Burbank

(Ke)  Did you go to dinner?

(Kr)  Yep.  Mexican.  Drunk.  By accident

(Ke)  I'm watching The Blair Witch Project.  Good idea?

(Kr)  It has the word project in it, right?

(Ke)  Project No Sleep

(Kr)  Hammer threw up on Marc's pillow.  It's his way of telling him to never sleep again.

(Ke)  Did he accidentally get drunk, too?

(Kr)  Drunk on compressed tendon bones.  It looked like melted bones.  Something out of CSI Miami, but way less lame.  And sun-glassy.

(Ke)  Yum?

(Kr)  And Marc is allergic to the spray we used to clean it.  Ay yi yi! What a mess.

(Ke)  I'll be right there with him.  My nose is so plugged.  Oh boy, meanwhile Joe is snoring like a baby.

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