Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Standing Boob Only

(Ke)  We're halfway through a breast feeding class.  Do you want the baby for the first 18 months?

(Kr)  Sure.  He will live on a steady diet of red wine, Pizza Hut, and love.

(Ke)  Nothing like holding a doll to your boob in front of 20 strangers.

(Kr)  You're right.  There is nothing like that.

(Ke)  You don't know!  You weren't there!

(Kr)  I was.  Third row back.  I knew that mustache and cowboy hat would render me unrecognizable.

(Ke)  You asked some really good questions.

(Kr)  I'm interested.

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