Monday, December 13, 2010

Oh, Solo Mealo

(Kr)  Two things:  1)  I'm going to a movie and the guy at the concession started my order while I was second in line.  I felt flirted with.  He was 18 at best and I don't care.  I felt pretty.  2)  If you go to the movie alone, use the bathroom first.  A chicken sausage on a public bathroom counter is just wrong.

(Ke)  What are you, new?  I learned that years ago after trying to hold popcorn and Milk Duds while peeing.  The real problem arises when the peeing ceases.  There's no way to avoid feeling disgusting.  And you are pretty.  Pretty much twice that kid's age.

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