(Ke) A woman at Trader Joe's just told her daughter to button her pants when she came out of the restroom then asked her if she washed her hands. She said no and the woman was cool with it. She was too busy texting to care about her daughter's grubby little hands.
(Kr) Motherhood sounds like a breeze. You make little people and then either boss them around or ignore them.
(Ke) It's a perfect combo. And I don't even have to get dressed up. Or dressed.
(Kr) Sounds like marriage. Bah dum bum. I mean, am I right ladies?
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