(Kr) I met JT for happy hour yesterday. We were waited on by the girl Gelfling from The Dark Crystal. We ordered sliders. JT likes his burgers medium; I like mine medium rare. There are 3 sliders. So, we asked her to make 2 medium and 1 medium rare. She said she didn't know if they could do that. JT explained to her it's 3 separate burgers, so it's easy to cook them all differently. She just looked at us with the most vacant, frightened look and said, "Oh, my God! That's so hard!"
(Ke) Did you kick her in the dark crystal?
(Kr) It was real tempting but she was bringing us drinks. Didn't want to risk it.
(Ke) What's the end of the sliders story? Was she able to figure the puzzle out?
(Kr) She did. Then JT ate the medium rare one. We blew that poor girl's mind for no reason.
(Ke) Bastard.
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