Monday, February 28, 2011

You (Cor)Bet(t)!

(Kr)  I'm in love with John Corbett.  Feels good to get that off my chest.

(Ke)  You must feel so relieved.

(Kr)  I'm sure he loves me, too.  Right?

(Ke)  Oh, yeah.  Sure.  If Bo Derek keels over, you're in.

(Kr)  Bo Derek?

(Ke)  If you're going to be in love with John Corbett, you should get to know who his live-in lover is.

(Kr)  That's the whole point.  I don't want to know.  How else will he love me in my mind?  Ok, I looked up pictures of them.  Now it's real.

(Ke)  Why would you do that to yourself?  You were so close to him "loving" you.

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