Wednesday, February 9, 2011

TSA-Okay

(Kr)  Just hangin' with my pillow in the airport bathroom.  So easy to percent and wash my hands.  Pee.  I guess it would be easy to percent, actually.

(Ke)  They say airport bathrooms are some of the cleanest bathrooms.

(Kr)  Who says that?  Blind surveyors?

(Ke)  That was a lie.

(Kr)  I was literally the only person in the check in and scan area of the airport.  I would have been at the gate five minutes ago if I hadn't forgot to pack my liquids and shown the TSA my glasses.  Also, I've had four different conversations with TSA guys that involved laughter.  I might just skip Phoenix and stay here to have a drink with "the guys".

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