(Kr) Hey, ready for Obnoxious Twin Questions: Baby Edition?
(Ke) I have been waiting.
(Kr) "So, do you want a baby now because your sister has one?" Yes! Of course I base all my major life choices on a No-fair!-Keleigh-has-one! philosophy.
(Ke) Copy cattin' your way through life. Makes sense.
(Kr) I love unsolicited advice. Hey stranger, when you ask if I have kids and I say not yet, don't tell me I'd better get started. You get started. Minding your own reproductive business. Also, don't ask if we're "trying." If I wanted you to know about my sex life, I'd do porn.
(Ke) Consider porn just to get people off your back. Plus extra money will be nice. You know, for your kids.
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