Monday, March 11, 2013

Smooth Criminal

(Kr)  Quick drugstore tip:  Never buy the first lotion in the row.  Somebody has definitely tested the lotion consistency of the first in line.  And that somebody is most like me.

(Ke)  You owe Walgreen's $890.67. They are looking for you.  And why do they have my number?

(Kr)  I hide in open spaces.  Come and get me corporate America.

(Ke)  Tough guy.  Oh, and buy your lotion at Target.  Everyone knows those drugstore prices will get ya.

(Kr)  A) Don't tell me what to do.
         2)  Thank you for the suggestion.

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