Played Out

(Ke)  What doing?

(Kr)  Just watching 48 Hours Mystery with my honey.  What you doing?

(Ke)  Just ordered Pizza Gut.  That was not a typo.

(Kr)  Pizza Gut?  I do not need to order that.

(Ke)  Just saw the trailer for Scream 4 for the first time.  It opens Friday.

(Kr)  I think I'll be skipping all future Scream and Fast and Furious movies.

(Ke)  Vin Diesel?  The Rock?  Paul Walker?  That one chick?  You'll come around.  I feel bad that Katy Perry's "Firework" just got lost in the shadows.

(Kr)  I know.  You think they would have just used it in EVERY commercial, movie preview, and tv show but....

(Ke)  I think everyone really missed the boat on that one.

(Kr)  EVERYONE.

Purple Pain, Purple Pain

(Kr)


(Ke)  So, I guess you're going to Prince and I'm not.

(Kr)  Yeah, but if it makes you feel better, I don't think he can tell us apart.  So, you may as well be there.  That help?

(Ke)  Umm, not at all.

(Kr)  I tried.  Little Red Corvette . . .

(Ke)  Now you're just rubbing it in.

(Kr)  Only the tiniest of rubs.  The line to the bathroom is like Lord of the Flies.  Alliances are being formed.  Even the bathroom stalls are purple.  Coincidence or Prince ordered?



It smells purple in here.

(Ke)  Are you having the most fun.

(Kr)  Now we're sitting next to the drunkest middle aged women ever who keep telling the kid in front of them that he looks like Ray J.  They keep saying it and saying it.  He's not flattered.  They think he is.  Oh, I hope Prince is this entertaining.  But, less wasted.

(Ke)  I'm jealous of all of this.

Put Up Your Duke(s) and Duchess

(Kr)  So, did that sandwich happen or what?

(Ke)  Not yet.  It's only 8:30.

(Kr)  Keep me posted.  Between that and the royal wedding, I'm absolutely on pins and needles.  Wait . . . does "pins and needles" mean I don't care at all?   Am I using that correctly?  Except about that dessert sandwich.  That, I most definitely do, care about. 

(Ke)  I truly did not care about the royal wedding until about 5 minutes ago.  Then I got panicked about missing it.  I have to find a way to record it without Joe noticing. 

(Kr)  Dammit!  Now you made me want to record it.  Your strange and highly unwarranted panic is infectious.

(Ke)  You still have time to get to Trader Joe's to pick up some s'mores.  They're filled with gelato.  

(Kr)  I would, but I'm currently downing Taco Bell. 

(Ke)  I really want to look what time the wedding starts without getting busted.

(Kr)  1:30 a.m.

(Ke)  What channel?  I wish I wasn't serious.

(Kr)  I'm recording it on CBS.

(Ke)  You really did a 180.

(Kr)  I'll kinda watch anything.  Get to know me.

(Ke)  Love you.  Talk to you at 1:30.

(Kr)  Love you.  Not gonna happen. . . Ok, maybe it will happen. 

(Ke)  I'm going to make Bronx stay up all night with me.  I've got enough sugar to fuel me.

(Kr)  You've got enough sugar to fuel the world.

(Ke)  Thank you.  I predict a runaway bride type of thing. 

(Kr)  Don't get my hopes up.

Please, Sir, May I Have S'more And S'more And Even S'more

(Ke)  Questions?  Concerns?

(Kr)  Please tell me you're going to make some kind of sandwich out of all that.

(Ke)  A sandwich in a sandwich?  Sounds like a challenge.

(Kr)  You could do it.  I believe in you.

(Ke)  I literally have the following in my house as we speak:  vanilla ice cream, rocky road ice cream, s'mores ice cream sandwiches, chocolate covered shortbread cookies, Lofthouse sugar cookies, another kind of sugar cookies, dark chocolate nutty bits, angel food cake, chocolate pudding, dark chocolate peanut M&Ms, chocolate covered raisins, and some kind of Asian chocolate wafer.  My biggest problem in life is what dessert to have.  That and an obvious sugar addiction.

(Kr)  You just gave me a cavity by proxy.

(Ke)  Those are the worst to fill.

Quit Pudding Me Down

(Kr)  I need to stop congratulating myself every time I break a sweat.  I mean, come on, thighs.  Let's get into a routine here.  I should, however, point out that I'm writing this as I walk up a Jill.  Hill.  With Jack.

(Ke)  I'm feeling very Humpty Dumpty.  I haven't gotten to the self congratulatory part of my day yet.

(Kr)  Well, you can congratulate me then.

(Ke)  I'm kinda too busy eating pudding.

(Kr)  They don't have pudding here on fitness mountain.  Just dignity and a sense of accomplishment.  P.S. send pudding.  My thighs wrote that last part.  What's that?  Did I do my walking lunges AFTER my hike?  Well, I guess I did.

(Ke)  It's like you're trying to drive me into a guilt ridden spiral which ultimately ends with me making popcorn in the middle of the day.  You know how I feel about that.

Ocular Felony

(Ke) Two Joe quotes of the night about American Idol.

(Kr)  Bring it.

(Ke)  Re: Casey: "I think this is the feel good performance of the night."  Re: Stefano:  "It feels like he's trying to eye fuck me."

(Kr)  There are so many layers to those quotes.  I don't know how to begin to touch on them.  He's an enigma.

(Ke)  Husby Bear is one of a kind.  I think he's right about Stefano, though.  I feel violated.

Crushed Groove

(Kr)  When your lifelong fantasy of being able to fly gets overshadowed by an anxiety of getting air sick, does that mean you've officially crushed your inner child?

(Ke)  I'm no authority but I think I crushed my inner child when I decided to major in Psychology rather than pursue my dream of becoming a back up dancer for Janet Jackson.