(Kr) Walking to work. Pep in my step. Sneezed. Walked by a guy and smiled; said hi as people do. Happened to look down after the fact. Snot all over my shirt.
(Ke) Stop trying to entice men already. You're married!
(Kr) The shirt is black, too. For optimal snot-showage. Feeling pretty great about Friday.
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