Coffee Costastrophe

(Ke)  I have been charged the following prices for the SAME drink at the SAME Starbucks over the past few months: $3.98, 3.15, 4.09, 3.44, 3.51. Get you pricing shit together, Starbucks! 

(Kr)  Maybe the Star is actually an asterisk. 

*prices may vary for no explicable reason. If you ask us about it, we'll charge you more bucks. 

(Ke)  They're punishing me for drinking hot chocolate in the summer. It's delicious. I make no apologies!