Friday, August 23, 2013

Del Taco Bell

(Kr)  Del Taco's new tag line is "Unfreshing Believable."  So nobody, not one person involved in that campaign, thought that resembled: "Del Taco.  Not Fresh."?

(Ke)  Subtle truth in advertising. I prefer "Unfucking Befreshable" myself but what do I know?

(Kr)  There should be job loss at the other end of this.


Look at Taco Bell. Not even feigning nutrition. I appreciate that.  

(Ke)  That's not "wake up at 6 AM and attack the day" Dew, that's "stay up until 4 AM smoking pot and playing vids then run to Taco Bell for an AM Crunchwrap" Dew.

(Kr)  "How can we make Mountain Dew even more terrible?  Add orange juice!"  Kudos, T.B.   

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