Monday, August 5, 2013

Identification Violation

(Kr)  The guy at Trader Joe's told me I looked better in my license picture. Which is so ironic, because I was just about to not ask his f***ing opinion. 

(Ke)  Did you tell him in 2 seconds he will look more slapped than he does now? And that his job is to tell you how much he looooves the Greek yogurt you bought, not be a rude a hole?

(Kr)  He covered with a "You look good now, too. I just like long hair."  He's got the back-handed compliment thing down to a science. First-grade science. 

(Ke)  It was more front-handed insult. 

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