Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Heart Attack Snack

(Ke) A guy just came out of the gas station with a tall can of Mt. Dew, Toll House ice cream cookie sandwich and a pack of smokes. My afternoon now seems so boring. Healthy but boring.

(Kr) I just got diabetes by proxy. I can't judge, though. Minus the cigarettes, that was my dream lunch in sixth grade.

(Ke) Everyone has to have a dream. I don't get the impression too many of this guy's have come true.

(Kr) He has a sandwich made up of ice cream and cookies. He doesn't need dreams. And I guess you say "smokes" now. I thought that was reserved for inmates and bar flies.

(Ke) Wow, it's like you can see him from 400 miles away.

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