(Ke) What doing?
(Kr) Just watching a movie with Chicken. It's called Elephant in the Living Room. About people who own wild animals. I'm probs going to get a lion or python.
(Ke) I'm sure that's the lesson of the movie.
(Kr) That's what I'm taking away. If I'm super naive, I probably won't get my guts eaten in my sleep.
(Ke) Be sensible. Wait until you have a baby, then get a bear. They can share a crib. Adorable.
(Kr) You're a genius. How do you not own a deadly animal?
(Ke) I guess because I'm a terrible parent.
(Kr) True.
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