(Ke) I got halfway through my yogurt and realized, oh yeah. That's expired. Hey, Fage, how about putting the expiration date on any other part of the package except the part that gets thrown away?
(Kr) How'd you realize it was expired? Green-ness?
(Ke) I kept smelling something mildewy and thought it was my hands from washing dishes. It wasn't.
(Kr) I wish in my heart of hearts I hadn't asked you. And that, especially, you hadn't answered.
(Ke) I don't have enough vomit to feel sick for the both of us.
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