(Kr) A homeless man at Walgreen's told me I was pretty, so I'm kiiiinda ridin' that high right now.
(Ke) And you screwed up by not getting his number. You did screw up, right? Please tell me you screwed up.
(Kr) He told me I'd look good in a burlap sack. Thinking back, that may have had murderous undertones. Still, if he owned a phone, I'd probably drop those numerals.
(Ke) Well, ya know where he lives.
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