How Much Is That Doggy Sweater In The Window?

(Kr)  Why?  Who?  Why?

(Ke) Um, I think you. Because you love dogs. And sweaters. And a good sale.

(Kr) First of all, that's not a good sale, my friend. Surely that same garment is at Petco for $40. Secondly, it's possible it's made of the fur shed from every Labrador in the world. Which, I guess is recycling, so I'm not as offended as I should be. Thirdly, you know that cut of dog sweater makes me look hippy!!