Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Seasonal Affective Drink Order

(Ke)  
The cold drip from the lid of a hot drink. It sends chills up my spine. It must have a name. 

(Kr)  Cocoa sweat: The result of a delusional Phoenix resident having a hot chocolate in 85 degree "winter". 

(Ke) Hmmmm...Funny, that resembles a passive aggressive judgment, almost like you're implying the drip is somehow warranted. You bes' mind your business. 

(Kr)  You're mistaken. It's strictly an aggressive judgement. January or not, that cocoa gon' sweat. 

(Ke)  Oh, I don't get to be festive because global warming is a dick?!

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