Thursday, January 9, 2014

Cursing Up A Blue Streak

(Kr)  I was just on the phone with a representative from Blue Cross expressing my insurance frustrations. 
Me: "Pardon my French, but this whole thing is bullshit."  
Her:  "Oh no. It's fucking bullshit."
I like her. 

(Ke)  Damn! She called your bullshit and raised you a fucking. She obviously took French 102.

(Kr)  It is, after all, the language of health care.

(Ke)  Have you met your $5000 oh you be defucktible?

(Kr)  If I'm shot by a crossbow while rear ending a semi hauling flammable gas, I should just about get there. 

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