Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Never Trust A Big Tongue And A Smile

(Kr)
A) I'm frightened to know what a Shaq Soda tastes like.
B) These Mountain Dew cans are as long as my forearm. 

(Ke)  A) It's Soda Shaq. Get it right. B) I think we both know it tastes like ball sweat. Not by accident. 

(Kr)  Ew

(Ke)  Now available in assorted ball sweat creme flavors! 

(Kr)  Barf

(Ke)  Thats a new flavor being tested. Won't be on the market until the holidays. Predicted to be huge with fraternities. 

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