Acrobad

(Kr)  I'm absolutely confident the only thing standing between me and a successful Cirque de Soleil career is my inability to do an unassisted pull-up . . . or assisted. Semantics. 

(Ke)  True. Your paralyzing fear of heights and lower back pain of an arthritic 90 year old aren't holding you back at all.

(Kr)  Rude. Accurate, but rude. 

(Ke)  You just like to keep things relatively sea level is all I'm saying. 

(Kr)  And I have yet to break my face. So there. 

(Ke)  Have you? I've seen some pretty nasty run-ins with furniture. 

(Kr)  Again. Rude. That furniture blind-sided me!