(Ke) I finally did it: I bought a Yankee candle. Not even the seasonal one on sale.
(Kr) Oooooh. You're like an adult and junk. What's she smell like? Is it really worth the hype? Am I really this curious?
(Ke) Vanilla icing. I can't smell great which makes it not a perfect time to pick out a scented candle. Bronx seems to approve.
(Kr) A. That was a terribly worded sentence. Maybe the worst.
B. Is this about the Febreze? You just couldn't handle my house smelling all cranberry and frosty. You just had to one-up me. Well, touché. I said touché, sir! I'll probably just buy a can of vanilla frosting and light it on fire. Same dif. Take that Yankee candles!! Mwahahahahahaha . . . coughcoughcough . . . being menacing is so hard on the throat and lungs.
(Ke) That's not what you would do with a can of frosting. Get real already. Yankee candle isn't easily intimidated, just so you know. Save your breath.
(Kr) I'll need it to blow out that burning can of frosting.
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