(Kr) Not unlike a hobo, most of my underwear currently have holes in them.
(Ke) Have they been washed? That's the real hobo test.
(Kr) A hobo never tells.
(Ke) He doesn't need to. It's usually pretty evident.
(Kr) You ride the rails all day, and we'll see what your underwear status is.
(Ke) If, god forbid, I'm ever riding said rails, you'll be the first to know about the state of my undergarments. And that's a promise.
(Kr) Other than the occasional telegram asking me to wire you money, I doubt we'll be in contact at that point. So you can just null and void that promise.
(Ke) Can I send you a telegram now to send me money?
(Kr) Typical bourgeois hobo.
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