Thursday, May 16, 2013

A Whole Latte Of Crappuccino

(Ke)  Just got the kids to sleep. Celebrating the moments of my life with a cup of General Foods International Coffee. 

(Kr)  Ahhhh, hands on either side of the cup. Gently blowing the steam. Enjoying that mediocre flavor. 

(Ke)  I'm all

but if you were here we'd be all

(Kr)  I'd be leaning on you because I need your assistance enjoying the moments of my life. 

(Ke)  It's actually because you're about to puke after drinking this

(Kr)  Orange should never be the flavor of anything other than an orange. 

(Ke)  And now you're not invited to drink coffee drinks from 1988, smile and get food poisoning with me anymore. 

(Kr)  Fine. I won't invite you over for grape lattes. 

(Ke)  Fine!  Great, now I'm craving a grape latte! You're the worse coffee companion ever!

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