(Kr) So I walk into the bathroom at my audition and there's a girl rehearsing her lines in the mirror. She looks at me like I'm nuts for invading her space.
(Ke) Apologize and tell her you didn't see the star on the door.
(Kr) How about I smack her on the crotch and tell her to get real.
(Ke) You're doing a lot of crotch smacking today.
(Kr) What's a week without beating up dumb lady parts?
(Ke) And it's only Tuesday.
(Kr) I probably won't have time later in the week.
(Ke) You better get it all in now.
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