Monday, December 19, 2011

People. People Who Read People

(Kr)  Just so you know, it's official.  It's going to be the sexiest awards season EVER!

(Ke)  Who promised the sexiness?

(Kr)  People mag.  The bible to all worshippers of nonsense. Such as myself.

(Ke)  Praise People.

(Kr)  When I lose faith and I can't seen to make sense of it all, People is there for me.  It answers the burning questions like will Kim Kardashian believe in love again and who did George Clooney prank on the set?  And once a year, when I need the big question answered, they hold up the eternal light and tell me who the sexiest man alive is.  It's how I find my center.

(Ke)  Your nougaty, nutty center.

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