(Ke) I had a dream last night that Sarah Palin gave me a bunch of cool aprons and Hillary Clinton gave me a bunch of suits.
(Kr) Political wardrobe dreams. Hmmmmmm.....
(Ke) Don't read too much into it. I just like women's work and smart suits.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Faking Amends
(Ke) Oprah's show has turned into bringing people on to find out if they're mad at her or why they thought she was mad at them.
(Kr) Ha. Who's on today?
(Ke) Roseanne.
(Kr) Oh, boy. That sounds like a shot storm. Shit. My phone won't let me swear. I think it's a nun.
(Ke) Not really. It was very junior high. First Whoopie Goldberg now Roseanne. "I thought you were mad at me." "I thought you were mad at me." "Hugsies!!!"
(Kr) Ha. Who's on today?
(Ke) Roseanne.
(Kr) Oh, boy. That sounds like a shot storm. Shit. My phone won't let me swear. I think it's a nun.
(Ke) Not really. It was very junior high. First Whoopie Goldberg now Roseanne. "I thought you were mad at me." "I thought you were mad at me." "Hugsies!!!"
Monday, March 28, 2011
Epi-did
(Kr) Just epiduraled.
(Ke) From what I understand that's much less painful than being epiladied. You got off easy.
(Kr) And they don't give ya the good drugs. I go nighty night now.
(Ke) Night night....mommy?
(Kr) Still an auntie. Too tired to carry the baby.
(Ke) From what I understand that's much less painful than being epiladied. You got off easy.
(Kr) And they don't give ya the good drugs. I go nighty night now.
(Ke) Night night....mommy?
(Kr) Still an auntie. Too tired to carry the baby.
Epi-doing
(Kr) Getting my epidural tomorrow morn at 10 am. Just letting ya know.
(Ke) Ok, Kreets. Don't leave without the baby.
(Kr) I totally would have forgotten.
(Ke) I don't believe that.
(Ke) Ok, Kreets. Don't leave without the baby.
(Kr) I totally would have forgotten.
(Ke) I don't believe that.
Friday, March 25, 2011
I Scream Headache
(Kr) Have you seen this ice cream flavored gum? It probably defeats the purpose if I eat the whole pack in one sitting.
(Ke) Nah. Go for it.
(Ke) Nah. Go for it.
Diaper Hyper
(Kr) Just had an iceberg lettuce sandwich, which is weird since I order chicken salad.
(Ke) Chef's choice. Surprise?
(Kr) Surprise wasn't the word.
(Ke) Bronx and I are just chillin' in our diapers....I mean underwear...ok, I mean diapers. I don't want him to feel self conscious plus it's reeeeeeal convenient. I can watch 3 episodes of Mad Men without getting up.
(Kr) He has your bladder fer sher.
(Ke) We've decided Luvs are our favorite. They're very fashionable and oh so comfy for casual lounging...as opposed to formal lounging. We reserve Pampers for those times.
(Ke) Chef's choice. Surprise?
(Kr) Surprise wasn't the word.
(Ke) Bronx and I are just chillin' in our diapers....I mean underwear...ok, I mean diapers. I don't want him to feel self conscious plus it's reeeeeeal convenient. I can watch 3 episodes of Mad Men without getting up.
(Kr) He has your bladder fer sher.
(Ke) We've decided Luvs are our favorite. They're very fashionable and oh so comfy for casual lounging...as opposed to formal lounging. We reserve Pampers for those times.
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Chides Play
(Kr) The Dr. told me epidurals can cause mood disorders. Thanks for the heads up.
(Ke) Good mood disorders though, right?
(Kr) Yeah, the best disorders. When do you think you can come for visits anyways?
(Ke) Probably Abril. (That's April to our Spanish speaking folks.)
(Kr) April is good...if you're lame.
(Ke) Keep talkin' and you won't see the kid until 2012.
(Kr) Keep talkin' and you won't.
(Ke) Good mood disorders though, right?
(Kr) Yeah, the best disorders. When do you think you can come for visits anyways?
(Ke) Probably Abril. (That's April to our Spanish speaking folks.)
(Kr) April is good...if you're lame.
(Ke) Keep talkin' and you won't see the kid until 2012.
(Kr) Keep talkin' and you won't.
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