Jurassic Worldwind Makeover

Emojional Rollercoaster

Mail Anatomy

Uncomfortably Comfortable

Celebratory Shrapnel

(Kr) American Idol, cool it on the confetti budget. 

(Ke) Seems dangerous  

(Kr) I'm genuinely concerned about those people getting out alive. The paper cuts alone will leave hundreds mamed. 

(Ke) They don't. They're stuck in the American Idol world forever. 

(Kr) With Jennifer Lopez singing on a loop. I can think of no greater hell. 

Cart Smarts

(Kr) Curious how many times "We should have grabbed a cart" is mumbled hourly at my local Target. There must be an equation: Gallon of milk+Kleenex+tampons=one mumble. 

(Ke) You never know how many boxes of wine you'll need until you get in there. 

(Kr) If we're talkin' wine, that's multiple cart/mumble territory. 

Pedi Cure-All

(Ke) Just got reflexolojesusgodthathurts! Is that my kidney? Should I be on a transplant list?

(Kr) Oh my. Creepy foot massage place or actual professional reflexology?

(Ke) The latter. And might I add  there's no amount of oil that justifies that intense of a toweling off. May I suggest fabric softener? I'm widdled down to the dermis over here.