(Kr) I'm watching a Dateline involving twins. Please, I beg of you, don't murder anyone and try to pin it on me. Don't use our DNA against me.
(Ke) I promise not to do that in the future.
(Kr) But if somebody murders me, please, I beg of you, pretend to be me to avenge my death. K?
(Ke) I will haunt the shit out of those murderers. But I'd prefer that you stay un-murdered.
(Kr) That is definitely the plan, fake-ghost me.
(Ke) I'm totally in.
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