(Ke) We almost went to bed without putting the duvet on the comforter. Then I remembered, oh yeah, we're not animals.
(Kr) Holy shit. Thank the lord you caught that. Do you even deserve a duvet? Think about that. While I sleep for the next 8-10 hours.
(Ke) And while we were putting it on Joe said, "man, this is intense". I would not be one bit surprised if this baby comes out sitting in a sugar cone. He is probably about 50% ice cream.
(Kr) 50? Let's be honest with ourselves.
(Ke) 90.
(Kr) And the other 10?
(Ke) The other 10 will be Peanut M&Ms.
(Kr) You need more percents if there's going to be any baby parts there. Change math. While I sleep for the next 8-10 hours.
(Ke) Maybe there aren't any baby parts and I'm just really gassy and bloated.
(Kr) Night, night. Love you, Sugar Mommy.
(Ke) Love you, Auntie Sleepy Face.
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