(Kr) I highly recommend Cover Girl Smokey Shadow Blast in copper. It gives you a quick beauty every girl desires. I think they should start an off-shoot of Cover Girl and call it Cover Lady. And they should just sell brown mascara, pancake make-up, and lip moisturizer. Not gloss. Just moisturizer.
(Ke) My lips would love it. And Maybelline should be Absolutelline. I don't want any hints of iffy-ness in my make-up.
(Kr) Their slogan is insulting. "Maybe she's born with it"? Born with shimmer eyeshadow? Sounds like a birth defect. Maybe she's born with it, and maybe she should seek medical attention immediately.
(Ke) Why doesn't she just say? She knows. Just be honest.
(Kr) We should start a foundation for these poor girls who are "born with it". Haven't they suffered enough? Let's stop the taunting, Maybelline! It's just cruel!
(Ke) I think there is a foundation. It's called modeling.
(Kr) You took my joke, you bitch. I hope your baby is "born with it". It'll serve you right to have a gorgeous baby with shimmery eyes.
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