(Kr) Toward the top of my hike, I was faced with a dilemma: reach the water tower or not pee my pants.
(Ke) Just pee behind the water tower.
(Kr) You'll have to read my memoirs to find out what happened.
(Ke) I don't read. Will it be a movie?
(Kr) It may be, but a Lifetime movie.
(Ke) Is there any other kind?
(Kr) Not that I'm aware of. And not that I care about. I'm hoping Heather Locklear will play me. If she keeps hacking at her face, that is.
(Ke) Ah, yes, the Lock-ness Monster.
(Kr) You just named her memoirs. She'd better thank you in the forward.
(Ke) And in the backward.
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