(Kr) I need your help with shower curtains.
(Ke) What kind of help could you possibly need? I'm kinda busy helping Kory pick out drying racks.
(Kr) Oh, I see. A smart ass. You get cotton? What's PEVA? When you visit we'll all watch Joe shower because there will be nothing there to cover his ass.
(Ke) I think PEVA stands for Preventing Eventual Visual of Asses.
(Kr) See why I need one? I need zero ass visuals. Eventual or otherwise.
(Ke) PEVA is used in body bags so if we ever need to carry a dead body to the river with your shower curtain we'd be good. That's definitely the way to go.
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