(Ke) You were so mean to me in my dream last night. You went roller skating with a bunch of girls you just met and wouldn't let me come. I was crying my eyes out. Mom and Dad were so mad at you they each took turns going into the roller rink to yell at you. I wish I could say we were kids in the dream.
(Kr) I feel really bad now. I'll never skate again.
(Ke) I think you started that promise about 20 years ago.
(Kr) You can't keep a good set o' wheels down.
(Ke) I just don't appreciate you being a total bitch face to me in front of strangers. I'd prefer you never do that again. Skate all you want.
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