Penance

(Kr)  You don't even care about my confession.

(Ke)  What did you confess? I didn't get anything.

(Kr)  I was considering watching that Ashton Kutcher/Katherine Heigl movie.  I felt very ashamed.

(Ke)  I don't think my phone accepted that confession.

(Kr)  The Pope shouldn't accept that confession.

(Ke)  I hope you reconsidered.

(Kr)  I did but the thought still haunts me.